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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).
"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008
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darwinning

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.
"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"
by laeiryn October 14, 2011
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Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.
I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.
by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013
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Darwining

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.
"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"
by Psmalls November 30, 2013
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Darwin Watterson

The naive fish that grew legs (2nd main character of The Amazing World of Gumball)

Main character appearances: The Words, The Sucker, The Origins pt 2, The Dream, The Party, and The Roots.
by Guyggggggggg October 2, 2020
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Go Darwin

For a situation to deteriorate to the point survival of the fittest kicks in. Similar to the phrase “shit hits the fan”.
With both groups on the verge of killing each other, the slightest misstep could cause the entire situation to go darwin.
by JellyF February 2, 2021
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