Meme Dealer

A person who uses social media or other forms of contact like a drug dealer with memes

Man to meme dealer “Gimme the stash”
Meme dealer to man “Here’s Ugandan Knuckles”

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 30, 2018

amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

Nude Dealer

Someone who has a rather large collection of 18+ nudes pulled from a search browser

Aye nude dealer, hook me up with some boobies

by Pickle Wizard July 4, 2019

depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.

Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer

by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017

drug dealer

a man who only wants to see you happy

yo my drug dealer is coming by, i’m gonna get the happy stuff man.

by diana john December 7, 2020

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009