upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013

drug dealer

Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.

"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."

by 'sup P June 9, 2005

three decker

Three units of residential housing stacked on top of each other. Ubiquitous in the urban areas of central and southern New England, especially Worcester, Massachusetts. Also known as triple decker.

"I grew up in a three decker on Grafton Hill. My grandparents lived on the first floor and my aunt lived upstairs."

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

Upper Decker

The act of taking off the back lid of a standard toilet, hovering your anus over the opening and shooting diarrhea into the tank water. You must then wipe with TP and leave the TP in the tank. Adding red food dye to the tank is called BUD, or Bloody Upper Decker. Either with or without the dye, when the next person who uses the toilet flushes, the water that refills the bowl will be the most vile, horrific, stinky fluid known to man. Woman have been known to scream and run out of the toilet as they think their insides are coming out. Key stuff here.

"I was working a night party at that rich cunt's house. As the party was ending, I asked the beeotch if I could make a sandwich. She yelled at me in front of her guests that I will "eat with the rest of the hired staff at the end of the night!" A simple no would have been fine. For a thank you gift, I pumped a gallon of milk into my lactose intolerant ass and dropped and Upper Decker that cunt's main bathroom. Later, I Bloody Upper Decked (BUD) the upstairs daughter's fine china toilet. After that I raw dogged one of the workers and bailed, yo.'

by Dick Smartly July 3, 2014

Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

Deckerville

A small farming community in the Thumb of Michigan. Filled with loving, intelligent people. It is unique in that it is barely touched by time. Although many of the younger generations are forced to leave Deckerville to find gainful employment, they always consider it home. Deckerville made us who we are and we will always return. It is the type of place where everyone knows not only who you are, but who your parents and grandparents are. The people there are uninterested in growth. They have no desire to spread their borders. They only wish to live in peace on the land they were born to and will die on. In a world filled with violence, and stress, metal, concrete and noise and confusion...it is a safe place. Everyone should be so lucky to have a Deckerville to return home to.

When the Zombie apocalypse comes the jerk who wrote the first definition will wish he lived in Deckerville.

by Natresse April 26, 2013