dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.

I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".

by KimmehG September 14, 2008

Dawson Whores

What Shane Dawson fans are called. Usually teenage girls & boys. Also called 'Pubes.

Oh my god it's a DAWSON WHORES!

by @Shane_Support April 13, 2011

daysent

daysent - used EXTREMELY frequently in limerick.
means "decent" or "cool"

mossy-"see da honda civic over dare? dats pure daysent!!"

by hadabileep April 25, 2006

Dawson's Creek

A late 90's/early 00's American television show, focusing on the lives of a whole school of "teenagers" with a worrying growth defect that makes them appear in their early 30's, who also happen to be the first ever users of "Live Journal".

See: "Live Journal".

"I've just had my first period... Which is a curious example of Human evolution at it's most random, as my GP told me I look pre-menopausal. *Ah-hum*
Alas..I'm like the only person ever to have this. D'err! No-one knows my pain. I wish I'd never been born.

Leave me be..I must take to my live journal. I'm so full of woe! *gaze at shoes*"

#"I don't wanna wait... Till my life to be over..#

by OneLittleSpaceman May 22, 2005

Daylon

This boy that I know, that I love very deeply. Amazing, nobody could replace him.

Girl 1: what's that amazing boys name?
Girl 2: oh that's daylon

by loser23 October 18, 2008

deyson

The most amazing person ever,he will come in the room say something stupid about you and you will just laugh and say you to he is cute his face is something you will want to see every day :) :)

Hey did you hear what Deyson i want to get mad but it was so funny and true.

I know he called me a retard and i was like how did you know?

by Jillian Fucktard November 6, 2017

Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.

Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner

by Atari April 6, 2004