daysent 

daysent - used EXTREMELY frequently in limerick.
means "decent" or "cool"

mossy-"see da honda civic over dare? dats pure daysent!!"

daysent by hadabileep April 25, 2006

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Dysentery 

You shit until you die

The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery

Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.

Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.

dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005

You have died of dysentery 

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.

Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

You have died of dysentery by Dr. Foxy January 4, 2011

dabsent 

When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)

Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.

dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012

Dysentery 

From the greek "dys," meaning sick, and "entera," meaning stomach.

This is the ancient way of saying belly hurty

Bruh 1: bruh
Bruh 2: yuh bruh?
Bruh 1: belly hurty bruh
Bruh 2: you mean dysentery you uneducated rapscallion

Dysentery by 69bruh69 November 4, 2019