danbob

Typically a man with amazing drumming skills. Also, one who is a very good listener and doesn't bitch back. Passive and slow at times, a danbob always has good intentions.

"Oh man, that Explosions in the Sky drummer is a total danbob!"

"He is late again! What a freakin' danbob."

by YourMoonInTheSky March 22, 2009

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

Dangout

Have you ever wondered what to call it when a guy asked you to hang out, but he's obviously interested in you? Have you ever been interested in someone, but you weren't quite ready to ask them out on a date? The word dangout is for you! It has been very helpful in circles of friends in Columbus, Ohio.

Definitions:
1. A one-on-one event between two individuals that is ambiguous as to the romantic nature, but the intent of at least one party is romantic.

2. An event of hanging out with one's boyfriend or girlfriend that is non-datelike or romantic.

What am I up to tonight? Just going to dangout with John. We're going to study for exams.

He asked me to coffee, but I think it's just as friends.
Dude, it's obviously a dangout!

by MissSprinkles January 19, 2011

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

daneo

daneo is a sexy boy that is smart and he goes to MS.340 and he is dating a crazy girl name brianna she get me tight sometimes but he is a good friend and very respectfull around adults and he goes to the chinese store all the time

daneo is a good friend that will help u with anyone of ur problems and he is made sexy

by veronica dunne June 22, 2017

Danlong

Danlong is a typical Asian-American who strongly believes that the Chinese Exclusion Act shouldn’t still be applied to him. Unfortunately, it is applied to him, and he is segregated in every aspect of his life 24/7 in public. What a loser hahahahahahaha. Danlong is not a very attractive male but has the charm to make people think he’s sexy.

“Why do you think there are new prisoners from China? “
“Oh it’s because there is a Danlong in there.”

by TheBigGood July 15, 2019

Dairon

any jit named dairon got a big ass dick. They always funny, and their best skill in basketball is always their handles. Dairon is loyal to friends, that’s for sure, but not so much to females. This nigga a whole playa! Dairon always got the best drip in school, never repeats a fit, everybody knows him and did i mention he also got a humongous dick oh yeah i already did that’s how you know it isn’t a lie. He smells very good, Most likely got waves or curly hair, and you will never see a Dairon rocking an edgar. No offense to edgar’s btw but it’s just something i noticed. Dairon never rocks an edgar. Always a curly head dairon, or a wavy head Dairon. also these people are die hard lebron fans. Like MJ being the goat is not even an option for them

Jonathan: Dayummmm, Dairon came fresh as fuck to school today

Mason: He always does man. He always does

by Chicken Noodle Cheesaholic November 24, 2021