Dandyweight

Approximately 230 pounds. This can vary over time, depending on the dandystate. This can be determined by consulting the reference Dandy maintained by the National Institute of Standards and Technology if greater accuracy is needed.

In order to keep from having to pay sales tax in multiple states from their book sales, authors will be paid in a dandyweight of a commodity that can be exchanged for goods, services, or currency in their state of residence. We recommend titanium, as it's resistant to weathering and oxidation.

by MethanolJelloshot April 23, 2014

daday

when a sped person tries to call is father authoritative and fails because he/she is physically unable to say that one specific word in a weird way because his/her speech is impaired and they can't fix it because they were born with it.

"daday cum heer plez i hav tu go pea bot I cun't go alun bekase i'mn fisicaly unable.

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

The Doodle Dandy

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Dandyland

A small place in the mind of a little boys that grants them any and every wish they desire. Dandyland syndrome is a side effect of excessive drug use of cocaine, pot, or even Lunesta. Almost as insane as wonderland.

Hey why are you using Lunesta in the morning. I'm trying to get a membership in Dandyland.

by InsaneMonkay June 27, 2011

dandan

Someone that is so fucking amazing it can not even be described in any other way

That girl lives in Jamaica? what a dandan!!

by bbmman January 27, 2011

dandy doodle

1.A way of saying "I'm happy/fine, I understand everything, so go way..."
2. To drunk to remember it's fourth of july.

1. Teacher: Claudia do you understand this lesson plan.
Claudia: Yep, I'm just dandy doodle.
2. Ted: Hey dude, your drunk and it's 4th of july.
Bob: Then I guess I'm just dandy doodle.

by Kenge Kat March 16, 2008

Danda

a panda (like the animal) :-)

i saw danda munching on some bammboo ..

by pandaluvr February 20, 2004