half daf day

a holiday celebrated every wednesday

omg tomorrow’s half daf day YURTHHH KEDDHHH

by jkcasey December 1, 2019

DAF

Dead As Fuck

(Someone says something funny.. You respond with; I'm dead!)
(Someone says something funny.. You respond; Funny AF As Fuck

Combination: DAF - Dead as Fuck

((Can also be used as Face Palm; when someone says/does something stupid.))

I am so DAF.
You got me DAF.

by Tengauge12 April 3, 2020

daf

When a person or organization tries repeatedly to popularize a phrase or idea but rather than creating a new fad the idea never catches on and ultimately dies in obscurity.

Remember when we tried to get people to use the word daf to mean a fad that never caught on?

by Ozymandiasm August 5, 2020

DAF

Desperate As Fuck

Hey dude I want a girlfriend I’m Desperate As Fuck ( DAF)

by DJMISTER2496 August 17, 2020

daf

A daf is someone who is dumb as fuck. For example:

Dude... Mark said that he puts salt on McDonald’s fries. What a daf.

You’re literally so dumb. Daf.

by wulfyyyyy June 1, 2020

Daf knee

A dumb idiot who thinks that kiwi is a boy when she literally said "shes a boy omg".

Daf knee is a dumb person ok URBAN SO LET ME SUBMIT THIS IDIOT

by Someone that knows stuff September 8, 2020

DAF

Short term for Dumb as fuck

yo Jerome you're DAF

by yes7331 September 28, 2020