daf

A daf is someone who is dumb as fuck. For example:

Dude... Mark said that he puts salt on McDonald’s fries. What a daf.

You’re literally so dumb. Daf.

by wulfyyyyy June 1, 2020

daf

When a person or organization tries repeatedly to popularize a phrase or idea but rather than creating a new fad the idea never catches on and ultimately dies in obscurity.

Remember when we tried to get people to use the word daf to mean a fad that never caught on?

by Ozymandiasm August 5, 2020

DAF

Desperate As Fuck

Hey dude I want a girlfriend I’m Desperate As Fuck ( DAF)

by DJMISTER2496 August 17, 2020

Daf knee

A dumb idiot who thinks that kiwi is a boy when she literally said "shes a boy omg".

Daf knee is a dumb person ok URBAN SO LET ME SUBMIT THIS IDIOT

by Someone that knows stuff September 8, 2020

DAF

Short term for Dumb as fuck

yo Jerome you're DAF

by yes7331 September 28, 2020

stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.

Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.

by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020

DAF

Dapper As F***

Yo, that tux you're wearing for prom is DAF!

by ButtercupNebula May 26, 2017