First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

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canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

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first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

by brutalbrute October 22, 2013

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Back Draft

When after a long fart your boxer shorts get sucked back up your ass

After I ate tacos I farted so bad my shorts back drafted up my ass

by Jb9231 March 13, 2011

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Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

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