donk

n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass

Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.

by donkin' February 5, 2010

Donk

The act of sex; nonreproductive or otherwise.

See that girl with the busted grill. I donked her.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Donk

A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.

How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.

by meurvat November 26, 2010

Donk

A Huge Aussie Bloke, that stands around a drinks beer all day, and acts as a body guard. It first appered in the Aussie Movie Crocodile Dundee

I'll put my donk on you

by Aussie Block April 2, 2004

Donk

The sound a clumsy action would make. For example if a partner were walking into BodyCare and bumped their handbag into the Fructis display the sound would be 'Donk!'. The sound may not actually occur in real life and in this instance you yourself being eductaed in the word should provide it.

Pretty girl falls to knees descending stairs of Brighton Nightclub...you would say..."DONK!!"

etc.

"DONK!, you totally knocked that brolly over in the porch"

by Mark Peacock March 20, 2009

Donk

What skateboarders call a trick that is sketchy or bounces off of the ground.

Dude that trick was donk!

by AlmostSk8er August 18, 2008

Donk

An idiot;lacking in intelligence.

Example: y'all need to stop being such donks.

by DaniLad October 7, 2017