Discover New York

An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.

"I was forced into taking a semester of DNY as a freshman at St. John's, and all I learned about was the Brooklyn Bridge."

"I can't believe that DNY carries as much weight as a Philosophy or Calculus course."

"Discover New York is a scam."

"My dog shits DNY."

"At least it brought up my GPA."

"As useful as dividing by 1."

"I feel bad for the professors at this university who are so degraded as to be designated instructors of DNY."

by DietSodaThirst May 8, 2008

dickscovery

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

by Tankwad November 8, 2017

discoveration

When you have a conversation and discovery something at the same time.

"Emily we already had this discoveration" -Corrin Weston

by westtside March 28, 2017

Discoverdose

Dangerously excessive consumption of disco.

Ignoring the health warning about the recommended number of hours exposure to a glitterball, she suffered a discoverdose and collapsed in spasms on the dancefloor.

by Edith Piaf March 6, 2009

Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

Discoverment

1.It is a cross between Discovery and Enjoyment.

2. Used to describe the joy you get when you figure something out.

3. Used when you discover something that is very pleasing.

Example 1: I finally figured out how to solve this economy crisis! What a discoverment!

Example 2:

Me: "Tomorrow I'm getting season 2 of Entourage from my Netflix."
Mexican, Non-native English speaking boyfriend: "Tomorrow I'm getting Season 3 of Entourage in my netflix!"
Me: "Cool, we can have an Entourage marathon."
Mexican, Non-native English speaking boyfriend: "Awesome, what a discoverment!"

by Comosedice October 21, 2010

Discover the oyster

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"

by The Gay AgenDUH January 22, 2017