Damisexual

Only being attracted to Damian Lewis or anyone who looks like him, especially if the person is British, redhead or both.

“What is your sexual orientation? Are you gay or straight?”
“I’m Damisexual, I’m only attracted to Damian Lewis or anyone who looks like him”

by DamianObsession March 5, 2019

damis

To laugh until one dies

Man, she was damising so hard at my joke, we're holding her funeral next saturday, right before the Ducks game.

by Bob the Dawg October 10, 2013

The DHMS Massacare

On November 4th 15 or more fights went down in a single day Hold your beef till the DHMS Massacre.

"Yo bro Mr. Fulton ain't ready for The DHMS Massacare"

by Artistic Boy May 14, 2021

domistated

when something has been desecrated in a particularly devastating fashiol

"Oh my god the sistine chapel has been domistated!"

by lachlan d October 20, 2006

Demisexual

Somebody who experiences sexual attraction once they have a VERY strong emotional connection with someone. The identity of demisexual falls under the asexual umbrella, and is an LGBTQ+ identity. Demisexuals should never be excluded by homophobes or people in the LGBTQ+ community.

Ava: Hey, Leia, can I tell you something?
Leia: Of course!
Ava: I think I'm demisexual, and I have a crush on Alex.
Leia: Aw! You two would make a cute couple. When you're ready, you should confess to them!

by THE FLAMING HOMO January 22, 2022

demise

the decease of any illustrious person

Bob Marley has demised...

by michelle tex July 12, 2006

Demisexual

It means you're straight and completely fucking normal, but you want attention.

"I'm a demisexual"
"What?"
"It means I want a solid relationship before having sex"
"Oh, fuck off."

by mongoloid to end all mongoloid December 2, 2014