Designated Decoy

The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.

James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.

by Newt76 October 26, 2007

reverend decay

Noun: A psychological affliction that generally affects young males usually beginning onset in the late teen years to the early twenties. The diagnosis is usually chronic and degenerative resulting in eventual end diagnosis of complete fagdom. Chief among presenting symptoms in early stages are the following: Moodiness, bleak outlook, neo-goth persona, self mutilation and pain infliciton, stemming from a severe prediliction to body image issues, reversed negative religious leanings and sexual ambiguity, fixation on underage girls and chronic lateness. Studies have shown one unifying experience common among all those suffering from 'the reverend decay'. Sufferers have all reported early childhood sexual experiences with elder clergy and the strong identification with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and enjoyment. Many report willingly seeking out diverse and numerous priests, pastors, and reverends for ever more "adventurous" acts of voluntary molestations from a young age well into adulthood, thus inducing the multitude of self injurious attitudes and activities. This deep seated self-hate usually leads suffers to closeted lives of denial of their true transgendered selves and the pursuit of ever increasingly destructive relationships. no cure is known.

"it was only a few years after the molesting that we saw the first signs of little Fraley developing the reverend decay.?

by the murph November 25, 2007

deccy

A deccy is a term for someone who is extremely lazy, slothful, walks like a dwarf on stilts ands smokes an unhealthy amount of bifter. They are usually extemely unsociable, British and slightly overweight.

"Jesus, look at that Deccy over there! He's repulsive!" or "I know a Deccy that works in a book shop, he's disgusting"

by Stephen McQuaid December 14, 2006

dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008

decoy browsing

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007

dechik-pondur

A Chechen musical instrument, this is a type of lute with usually three strings, a spade- or bottle-shaped hollow body, and a short fretted fingerboard. The sound quality is bright but at the same time soft in volume. "Dechik" means "wood" and "pondur" or "pondar" means "musical instrument".

I like the sound of a dechik-pondur better than the Chechen balalaika.

by pentozali February 26, 2009

decayenne

An interesting private network on the internet with business, mingling and fun pass time possibilities. If you're not a member of it then you suck.

You're not a member on Decayenne? you suck.

by master9999 January 27, 2009