Commotioned

Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.

With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.

by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022

Cumption

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.

Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?

by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022

Cummuting

(Verb) To drive more than 30 miles for sex.

See also: Cummute

“After (insert name here) realized there were very few suitable mates nearby, they/them decided their best option was “cummuting” to another city full of potential new lovers.”

by George A. O’Reef July 30, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

cuscation

when you don't understand something, so you give it a name, you know.. coscation

-now you use this rule to get the new value of x, that's how you'll be able to get the rest of the formulas.
- Man! cuscation

by kazthe1 May 29, 2023

Cummazing

Something so amazing, you just had to jerk off to it

bro that photo was cummazing!

by TomokoDork July 22, 2023