cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Cumberbabes

The preferred term as opposed to "Cumberbitches" for fangirls of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch; as stated by him: “It’s flattering, though I worry about what it the term Cumberbitches says for feminism, it’s quite a pejorative term? Cumberbabes might be better.”

"Friendly reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch wants his female fans to call themselves CUMBERBABES instead of 'Cumberbitches' because he loves you all and wants you to respect yourselves."

by Freethinker89 April 4, 2013

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

cumbersome pussay

Noun: when your vagina is so thick and voluptuous it weighs your whole body down

“hey wanna do some jumping jacks”

“I can’t, I have a cumbersome pussay.”

by heyhey_now21 March 14, 2023

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

benedict cumberbatch syndrome

a severe addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch, it IS dangerous!!!!
symptoms include:
covering your laptop with sherlock propaganda, laughing hysterically every time something reminds them of Mr Cumberbatch, watching sherlock, seeing every movie that may contain but a mere glimpse of their hero.

Benedict Cumberbatch Syndrome = Anna Wilhelm.. enough said.

by Benedict Cumberbatch's mom March 5, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.

Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!

by cumbercookie September 8, 2014