Q-cumbers

The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!

by eye tunes April 24, 2020

Cumberbachelor

Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.

"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".

by emmelby July 31, 2013

cumberbum

An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.

"I lost a game of cumberbum and now I poop pickles"

by octoplusminus May 2, 2011

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

cumbersation

Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.

"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."

by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009

Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.

Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

crumber

Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

or

When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.

person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"

by technebun February 25, 2022