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In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime
My nephew is in the clear.
by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007
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clear the snorkel

To masturbate

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Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.
by Dwayne November 22, 2005
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Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.
(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!
by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011
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Chech Clear

Very spoopy video of a guy cutting out another guys head, probably is relate to the wars in Russia as it is based in russia
by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020
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clearcut

a person that communicates in a straight forward, clear manner and usualy stands by their word.
he would have mentioned, he is such a clearcut boy.
by schanden1 February 2, 2009
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clear your RAM

defined as the act of doing something decidedly unintelligent or forgetful. Generally used to rebuke another, for their imbecilic action.
So I heard you got caught cheating. Did you forget to clear your RAM or something?
by DEvastartor November 20, 2010
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bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.
There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.
by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006
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