cubicle farm

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction

a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

cubicle dweller

someone who works in a cubicle and has no clue what goes on outside of it. similar to a cave dweller.

that dumb ass cubicle dweller has no idea how the wharehouse works.

by zeke bonaduchi April 2, 2011

Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

by Cubical Zirconia January 19, 2010

Dutch-Cubicle

This phenominon occurs when an employee residing in his cubicle begins to flatulate with such fortitude that the inner walls of his cubicle begin to marinate with the foul odor, retaining the smell in the small confinement of the cubicle. At times, the smell can last for hours, actually gaining in strength with time.

"Baxter sure is marinating in his Dutch-Cubicle today... I guess the Chilli special for lunch was a bad idea."

by Billy Klips May 15, 2008

Cubicle DiCaprio

An engineer who does a kick ass performance, sitting his cubicle but doesn't get recognized

Harold: Dude, that guy didn't win employee of the month, again.
Kumar: I know right? He is a cubicle DiCaprio man.

by Anbeva August 17, 2016

cubicle withdrawal

The feeling of nostalgia or profound melancholy as a result of moving from ones restrictive cubicle to a slightly less restrictive office. Generally caused by the increase in seclusion for other human beings due to higher walls and a door. Loneliness

Murph: "Ever since Stu got promoted and moved into his office, he has been peering over my cube. He's weirding me out!"

Joe: "Don't worry. It will pass. He just has cubicle withdrawal."

by A "Valued" Customer December 15, 2016

Cubicle Buddy

Someone who sits in the cubicle right next to you when there are plenty of other free cubicles.

Man, I just needed a few minutes peace and some idiot decided he wanted a cubicle buddy.

by !Maj December 18, 2013