Hard of thinking

Like Hard of hearing except that it affects the brain rather than the ears.

"Why is there a set of keys in the fridge?"
"Oh, they're Tim's. He's a little hard of thinking."

by !Maj March 01, 2010

Tryjacking

To hijack someones methodical attempts to fix something by throwing a series of guesses at the problem, eventually stumbling across the right solution.

While trying to work out why I can't browse the web from one of my PC's, an over-zealous colleague says:

"Have you looked at the proxy setting, I bet it's that! What about your IP address, have you got an IP address? Have you tried upgrading to the latest browser??. It's the proxy setting isn't it!?"

My response: "STFU and stop tryjacking me"

by !Maj February 26, 2010

Cubicle Buddy

Someone who sits in the cubicle right next to you when there are plenty of other free cubicles.

Man, I just needed a few minutes peace and some idiot decided he wanted a cubicle buddy.

by !Maj December 18, 2013