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Cryption Network

The ultimate suite of user-friendly DApps. Every product is used for CNT buyback.
Cryption Knight: Hold a Cryption Network’s NFT to earn passive income forever.
by AlphaForDegens April 22, 2022
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Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.
That streamer has severe cryptitis.
by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022
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CryptoSocialist

A person who indulges in the stock stock market but spent most of their time complaining about billionaires
Kevin you can’t hate on Elon Musk and have all your money in dogecoin
Yeah Kevin you’re such a CryptoSocialist
by Nobody know nobody January 18, 2023
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critious

Critically righteous
*used in chant* CRITIOUS, CRITIOUS CRITIOUS
by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023
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croatious

A word to describe someone being mean, cruel, or a bully without reason.
A: I had pizza yesterday and it was so good!
B: Bruh shut up
C: Hey, don’t be croatious to A.
by sillybilly227 September 20, 2023
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cryptosmite

Exploit made by Writable that Osama has possession of
Yoo U got that new CryptoSmite USB?
by osamason January 20, 2024
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cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself
My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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