cruise control creeping

the act of allowing an automobile to approach the car ahead because the driver has set his cruise control but is not paying attention to traffic conditions. the noun form of the phrase is "cruise control creeper."

while driving down a two-lane country road, i noticed in my rear view mirror a large foreign sedan approaching my car from behind. his speed was almost the same as mine, just a little quicker, so his approach was pretty slow. still, he kept on getting closer, until i could no longer see his front bumper. suddenly, just as i thought he was going to ram me, he swerved left and passed me at a rapid pace, glaring at me as he passed. he left me behind at the same slow rate as he approached me. i figured he was cruise control creeping, because he was gabbing on a cell phone. to avoid becoming a cruise control creeper myself, i reset my own cruise control and let the other car go about his merry way. after i flipped him off.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017

cruise walking

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.

I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.

by Rlean December 10, 2017

Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.

John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."

by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018

Cruise single

When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.

by Dhskbbdk June 2, 2018