Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

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by unknow idiot February 12, 2022

fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018

Canoe Croissant

Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.

We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.

by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020

En Croissant

This is when you make a crescent formation with the prawns and have horseys as backups in case formation is destroyed.

Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns.

Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.

by Pedal Man January 30, 2023