crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

get crocodile rocked

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.

Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

by electricseaweed76 March 27, 2021

dollar chocolate turnover

Slang term for a streetwalker in the Waterloo/Arlington area of Akron, Ohio. The nickname spread after a local fast food restaurant advertised a $1 chocolate turnover on their signage. One in particular, a reportedly transgendered person known as Darrina, patrols the area on her red hoveround mobility device.

Gunther had one of those dollar chocolate turnovers from in front of Arby's last night. He's lucky she didn't roll his ass and take his rental car.

by Captain Shocker February 26, 2011

Chocolate Bunny

A black girl who only dates out of her race

I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night

by Xuack December 30, 2017

chocolate

adj. a description of something amazingly fantastic.

It was so chocolate when we stumbled upon the annual night of debauchery party.

by dstbandnt December 27, 2007

Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".

I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".

by Ianjib June 22, 2009