Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.

A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009

Critical Ops

A Skill Based FPS Game Created By Critical Force, It Has 2 Modes. Defuse And Deathmatch.
"Skill Based" YeahRight. A Lot Of Hackers Play This Game

somerandomnoob: Hey lets play critical ops
somerandompro: fk you imma play csgo

by Somerandomcriticalopsplayer May 10, 2017

moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

critical acclaim

an awesome song by Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) that talks about how stupid americans can be.

Dude, critical acclaim is an awesome song.

by yourmommy1234 April 26, 2008

Fundamentalist Criticism

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.

Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."

by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013