criterion

There are two meanings for 'criterion'.

1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.

Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion!
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.

by SockEater September 6, 2006

Cited.

A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.

Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."

by aherdofjews June 1, 2011

e-cried

When someone gets flamed/banned on a forum and then bitches about it someone else onlne (facebook, twitter, myspace)

Dick sure e-cried about getting banned

by RootDKJ December 9, 2010

FREAK-CITED!!

Freakin EXCITED to the nnth degree!! Over the moon happy...jumpin up & down, crank the music dancin ' happy!

I got all FREAK-CITED when I heard Venus is her name...yea baby she's got it! Oh Daddeeeeeeeee...get ready ; )FREAK-CITED!!

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 14, 2014

Crimedale

Slang term for Cromdale, a district in Northeast Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, known not so nicely for its high murder rate, gang activity, and general overall crime rate.

Crimedale is going to be the next Compton (referring to the well-known Compton, California, USA)

by Get Hyphy! June 1, 2006

Crite

From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.

Loads of crites come out of that door, kill them all.

That was one baddass demon crite.

by JDFaknthal January 28, 2009

Crimed

To have a crime committed against you. You've been crimed.

Hym "I'm starting to think that someone close to you has been crimed. Maybe a daughter. She's been crimed. And that's why you're so militant about getting young men to 'bare their responsibility to behave ethically.' Because if they were doing that then maybe the old kiddo would have gotten crimed.

Now's my chance! I'm on top of the world and nothing that isn't beautiful deserves to exist! Ha! Delicious! You're the beauty guy! You're the narcissistic Kira archetype and he saw it before I did! That man is seriously a genius. I wish I could thank him because he has given me more than I could have even dreamed of receiving. And you know what? I'll say the same about Todd. Even if he meant it as a slight I'll overlook it because Limitless the series was great and he is great. But I digress, you're the beauty guy. Which makes the kid that shoots you with the red arrow your son... aaaaand... The ugly guy who got a bunch of work done is your daughter (🤣 Which I'm sorry about.) Hilarious. But that's what I think this is about. Somebody got crimed. You're transferring that onto me because I'm a 'free-rider' who is both 'brilliant and terrible.' You were even talking to young men and, therefore, your ideology doesn't stem from a genuine desire to help young men. It stems from fear and contempt of unscrupulous men who border on psychopathic. And that's why you cry. It's not that you feel bad for young men. It's that you feel bad for yourself. Because narcissists can cry. Crying a lot isn't a sign of agreeableness. Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2022