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critical voyeur

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.
I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!
by Greedeemee January 26, 2015
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criticalled

The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.
I just criticalled the guy in F4

Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro
by Johannes Johannesburg January 4, 2016
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critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp
by Creepes November 14, 2017
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CriticallyThinkingVeteran

A Conservative Twitch Politics personality that has came on the scene and established the Wolfpack. His charisma, and level of knowledge have brought levity to the politics world, and continue to create a welcoming environment to all those that wish to engage in good faith political discussion.
CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.
by CriticallyThinkingVeteran September 1, 2021
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critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023
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Critical Wealth Theory

An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.

Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!

Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?

Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!

Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.

Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!

Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.

Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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