crispilator

A dance that a man does to attract another man. This includes flipping his hair while rubbing his rib pack.

"Did you see Dave trying the crispilator on Bobby in health class?"

by Michiru-Chan April 20, 2008

fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

by Check X May 19, 2006

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 27, 2005

Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Crispification

A white girl in the sun for three hours without sunscreen.

Not wearing sunscreen and planting tomatoes for three hours today was a sure recipe for self-crispification

by Deb123 December 1, 2011

Crispin

crispin is the most amazing guy you will ever find bc he so POGGERS and he means the world to me.

“bro why he packin so much”
“cuz his name crispin”

by Crispins girl April 4, 2021

Crippie

Basically kind bud. Awesome in it's aroma and potency, crippie is considered "top shelf". With it's prices and quality in the upper echelon when it comes to consuming marijuana, crippie is most often a "treat" when what your used to is schwagg. Crippie should have a limey, not always light, but rich green color and other colors including purple, orange and red, often with the vast presence of trichomes, and a sometimes skunky, pungent odor. all of which contribute to overall quality... best test for quality to date? Smoke it!

"Screw that shwagg. (cough cough) Man, that crippie fucked me up!" "I'll take it"

by hjauasdtsimna October 2, 2011