crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

crippled

Being extremely drunk or high.

I'm getting crippled tonight!

by r-word April 2, 2009

Chipped

A girl that is crusty, messy and lazy, like chipped nail-varnish.

“Yo that Stacy bitch is chipped. You seen her mug?”

by Thatwaslegitness-yeahitwas July 20, 2018

Money-clipped

To hold something between the shaft of a flaccid penis and the scrotum.

Mike money-clipped his weed to hide it from the cops.

by Fish-Head October 26, 2010

Clipped

The act of being humiliated; roasted.

Jerry punched Jason straight in the face, prompting the crowd to scream, 'Clipped.'

by eedewntneew April 19, 2018

p-clipped

individually pull out someones gooch hairs with a tweezers

dude shut the hell up before you get p-clipped

by nick lasalle September 30, 2006