Criminal Creedz

It is an objection where gaming is not a crime but its a skill -black nigga 9/11.

I just got accused of Criminal Creedz by Captain Aiman.

by PilotJet Games April 13, 2019

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

criminalakaashi

a tiktok user who is a furry, but everyone accepts them for being a furry because they carry the haikyu fandom.

person 1: “omg is that criminalakaashi? they’re so cool”
person 2: “im mutuals with them, loser”
person 1: “wow i wish i was you”

by oikawa.orangehead September 19, 2021

Woke Criminal

A war criminal that doesn't discriminate based on race, gender or religion

"Did you hear they just appointed the first transgender latino CIA director and that the US Army is painiting its new stealth bomber with the LGBTQ+ flag?"

"They're such a bunch of woke criminals"

by K3lgar April 18, 2021

Smooth Criminal

You just got hit by

You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

by munsworldddddddd January 4, 2022

creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009

ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007