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crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.
Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.
by crayonwhore August 26, 2010
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Clayton High School

Clayton High School in the desolate town of Clayton NC is the dwelling to several species of hooligans, some of which include; Jocks with gay tendencies, Bitches who are so religious that they would give their kidneys to children in Africa, teachers who have openly dated students and still works here, too many sluts & child molesters to count, And staff that is compiled of old women with mullet perms, Middle aged men in mid-life crises and several phantom custodial staff that only appear on empty halls. All in all the dilapidated campus welcomes mold variants, crusty juveniles and skanky-hoes alike. Its a cumets life for me.
Teacher: "Hey Addison"
Addison: 'Hey Teacher"
Teacher: "Where should we fuck?"
Addison: "The Clayton High School bathroom, it smells like weed."
by Mamasaymamasawmamacacakoosaw December 6, 2014
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Clayton, NC

a small town in north carolina with absolutely nothing to do in your spare time besides smoke weed and drink and drive. the town also has an over-abundance of sluts of all ages, most of whom enjoy fucking in the back of white chevy trailblazers.
dude, i stopped in clayton, nc on my way to the beach, and somehow i managed to leave with the herps.
by josh gohagen April 14, 2010
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Clayton

He is a quiet out-going man who not everyone gets along with - even though he is one of the most loving and caring people ever! Claytons normally have dirty-blonde hair with sky eyes. The people that are lucky enough to ever meet one will cherish Clayton forever, with his bright smile and amazing laugh! The perfect girl is out there but may be closer to him than he thinks. The woman he will marry will have a name starting with a D because of Clayton's alphabetical mind that he uses to creat many things. Claytons are usally smart in many areas but do not take credit for much of their works, because of their humble nature.
Clayton is just so lovely and smart!
by tickler12 October 22, 2013
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crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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clayton teabag

When you dip your balls in a Sammie Fayes mouth with your asshole on her nose
I just gave this chick a Clayton Teabag
by cbjackson22 November 24, 2016
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cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
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