Step Siblings Caught

Who the fuck searches that but no porn here

Last night i got on pornhub and searched step siblings caught.

by AnonymousMan314502 March 7, 2020

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

caught out

To be caught doing something one should not have been doing. Similar to being jaked.

Billy got caught out by the cops smoking weed.

by BIG SKIP March 31, 2008

getting caught

When your beating your meat and someone, most likely your mom, walks in and catches you doing it

Tyler: you know what sucks

Dean:what?
Tyler:getting caught

Dean:the fuck does that mean
Tyler:go on urban dictionary
Dean:oh shit your right that does suck

by Ya boi22 November 21, 2017

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

caught in the long grass

An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.

The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.

"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"

"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"

Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!

by EI6GXB February 1, 2010

caught on voicemail

A situation where a conversation not meant to be heard by a third party is recorded on voicemail or answering machine, due to one participant dialling a number (perhaps unintentionally) and forgetting to hang up after the call was not answered. The voicemail then activates and records the conversation. The person, on whose voicemail the conversation was recorded, can then listen to the conversation he/she was not meant to hear, and if necessary, provide it as evidence.
Such voice messages are often of poor sound quality, due to cell phone being placed in a pocket or purse, but often can be clear enough for the listener to extract the main idea.

Kate: So, I've heard you're going out with Adam? That's just two days after I broke up with him!?
Lana: Ahm... ... Who told you?
Kate: I heard your whole conversation with Carol on my voicemail. You called me, and must have forgotten to hang up after I didn't answer.
Lana: F***! I can't believe it got caught on voicemail!

by Alexinho09 September 28, 2009