Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009

Crazed Texas Fan

Life long fan, basically will do anything for Texas football.

Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"

by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009

chated

(rhymes with "dated") chate chater 1. to be on the receiving end of a swindle, scam, rip-off or similarly unacceptable behaviour.

a. My friend got chated by this chick who never showed up last night!

b. After realising his buddy had returned his car after a week with zero gas in the tank he felt supremely chated.

by El Rob July 15, 2005

Crate'd

The act of receiving/giving a gift listed on Uncrate.com

Corey: Happy Birthday, Kyle, I got you this concept car and neat carbon fiber survival knife.
Kyle: Did I just get crate'd?
Corey: You bet your ass you did.

by Haterz_GonnaHate November 28, 2011

Crazed Green Man

A green man that hides in TommyInnits walls to stalk him.

Tommy: *Telling secrets*
Tubbo: "A crazed green man is in de walls."
Tommy: "Oh no, get him out!"

by NotTechnoblade November 18, 2020

love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012

candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.

My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013