Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

creampie of cripples

refers to disabled people who are the most accessible and charismatic people in relation to the abled-bodied, yet still retain the identity of disabled due to a medical condition.

Bboy Crutch is known to be a creampie of cripples.

by Albert Aram Kim September 18, 2006

Chronic cripples

Hard nipples from cold temperatures. Abbreviated to 'chronics'.

"Geez, its so cold, I've got chronics!"

by Jinx May 1, 2003

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011

Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Hey you sure are looking crapple today.

by Papa Sack September 22, 2010

Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

by Adam Flores December 29, 2006

Cripples

This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)

AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?

by Yer ma February 3, 2005