COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

covid-19

Covid-19 is a disease that came from a small town in china the town is called Wuhan. Worldwide is 5 mil. There is a chance you could die that is why people are self-isolateing themself

Person:1 I heard Covid-19 cases hit 5 mil! So be careful
Person:2 Really I am self-isolateing my kids and my husband thank you so much for that!
Person:1 no problem call me any time ok?
Person:2 ok bye!
Person:1 bye!

by meh y meh May 22, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that will fuck your shit up.

Pual: Yo Danny, I got COVID-19.

Danny: Awh shit man that'll fuck your shit up.

by venus'cock April 14, 2020

COVID-19

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet

Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/

by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020

Covid 19

A mental illness fueled by government propaganda, leading the masses to believe they are at risk of dying or killing other people. There for forcing people to rely on pharmaceutical companies for their health and wellness

Covid 19 will be extremely beneficial to some of the wealthiest people in the world.

by The man Dan 456 April 7, 2021

COVID-19

The planetary equivalent of someone who suffered a heart attack that nearly killed them—which often arises due to zero exercise, unhealthy diet, or high-stress lifestyle—because earthlings made bad choices like deforesting and polluting the earth, ignoring the poor and the marginalized, and overspending on the military but underspending on health care systems.

COVID-19 exposes how fragile global supply chains are, how under-funded health or medical systems worldwide are, and how vulnerable the poor and marginalized in both developed and developing countries are.

by MathPlus March 10, 2021

COVID-19

The disease caused by the virus called SARS-CoV-2. It has infected and killed so many people the population dropped down. This is why we have to try our best to wear mask, physical distance, sneeze or cough in to your elbow or tissue, and wash your hands frequently. It is certainly a test which we have to pass.

Claire: My brother died from COVID-19.
Doctor Jake: Daniel is dying too from the disease.
Daniel: Goodbye, cruel world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 26, 2021