curtains for you

I'm going to knock you out; finish you; beat you up; slang term taken from the theatre term "curtain call"; end of show.

Just wait, it's going to be curtains for you!

by Leahzlatest April 18, 2018

Piss Curtains

The pair of lips found on the exterior of the vagina, the labia. Likely, a derogatory term referring to a woman's entire vagina.

Come here you dirty little tart and let me plumb the depths of your piss curtains with my meat thermometer.

When was the last time you washed your piss curtains? You smell like a fish market on the hottest day in summer.

by DarthVenom1980 August 28, 2010

cuddle curtain

a makeshift device of a sheet/blanket on a rope that goes across your bed. perfect for the college student trying to get some privacy but also trying to get some pussy.

John: Yo Tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, Im trying to get some sleep!

Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*

by wangwizard November 18, 2010

Cheesy meat curtains

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

Schrödinger's Shower Curtain

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.

I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...

by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003