How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

could care less

A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."

by sanjac1836 June 27, 2008

Cooldarn

it's something you say when you really don't give a shit.

cool+darn=cooldarn

Kari: "I always wear a necklace."

Angie: "Cooldarn."

by cooldarn June 9, 2009

how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme

Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"

by whatthehellrichard March 8, 2018

The Little Engine That Could

An animated film from 1991 that is a retelling of the popular story of the same name, but is a lot better than many cartoons in that era. (The music, the characters have names, them in general, the storytelling/humor, etc.)

The 1991 version of The Little Engine That Could is probably the most underrated animated film I've ever seen.

by SunFlow3 April 6, 2021

I could care less

This is what stupid people say when they, in fact, mean, "I couldn't care less." The intent of the phrase is to express the fact that the level of caring the user has is nil. However when taken literally, the phrase dictates that there is at least some level of caring and it is possible to care less. Some people have said that the phrase is used sarcastically and that people who use it know that the meaning is opposite to the literal interpretation. However it is far more likely that people who say, "I could care less," and mean the opposite are just stupid.

I could care less about your opinion.

by Sadat Quoraishi November 1, 2007

couldn't lie straight in bed

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.

As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!

by definer567 November 25, 2015