A car designed to be a slow moving shit bucket that couldn't beat half the 4-dr cars on the road in the 50's,much less any real hot-rod.Later the engineers of the original shit bucket were taken out and shot,replaced with some more whores of satan who set out to create a 200 mph plastic penis prosthesis for old men and closet gay republicans "out cruising" for boys being pimped by NASCAR watching redneck stepdads who like to be called things like "Skeeter".Usually these pathetic excuses will waive the standard "son rammin fee" simply because the guy waving a few bucks at his trailer is in a Z06. He will exclaim at this point "OMGMAWMA!",as he jumps up his bean bag chair,throwing his mother/sister off his lap,"IT'S AFUCKINZ06!IT'S LIKE THE BUDWIESER OF CARS!I MIGHT BLOW THIS GUY MYSELF!".These old crones stood around at the golf course with the engineering team that made the neo-gen vettes, laughing about how much they have saved on their monthly child prostitution bills, the engineers decided that this was simply not enough. They could rebuild it, they could make it even worse!So they opened up an injection molding factory,got every single axle that the dana corporation was throwing out or using as shred stock for beer cans, they came up with a computer controlled fire hazard that barely moved and STILL can't beat my 41 chevy pickup that I built in my DRIVEWAY,and this is what you are now driving, shoulda dropped that 80g's on the ground and shit on it.
Every old slow driving, empty headed, old ass corvette owner that seems to gravitate toward Daytona Beach FL.
by 41roadstervetKILL October 28, 2010
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by W35M4N July 15, 2007
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A half-ass car owned by almost 1 in every 3 people in America. The most overrated piece of shit Chevrolet makes. Has a V-8 so its owners think its sweet. Handling is shit, reliability over 50,000 miles is non-existant.
Your car can go fast in straight lines. Cool.
I actually like to drive, not go to the grocery store and see how many hondas I can burn that aren't even trying to race.
get a life, get a real car.
Your car can go fast in straight lines. Cool.
I actually like to drive, not go to the grocery store and see how many hondas I can burn that aren't even trying to race.
get a life, get a real car.
Unsuspecting Corvette Owner- "wow look at that pussy in that BMW"
BMW owner- "Hold on one second"
*smokes corvette with twin turboed Inline Six (stock)*
Corvette owner- "FUCK I'm so gay. Corvettes are so predictable. I wish I wouldn't have bought a car that you see every 5 minutes and can only go fast in straight lines. FUCK"
BMW owner- "Hold on one second"
*smokes corvette with twin turboed Inline Six (stock)*
Corvette owner- "FUCK I'm so gay. Corvettes are so predictable. I wish I wouldn't have bought a car that you see every 5 minutes and can only go fast in straight lines. FUCK"
by Bavauto October 1, 2009
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That Corvette owns.
by dude June 17, 2004
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I've seen several 84-88s for 2500 dollars and less as far back as 1994. Unless they are pristine and low mileage you can't give these things away. Just sitting there with 2500 on the windshield for months. Decent 1996s are 8000 and no one is buying. Very low mileage examples have owners wanting 11-18k. At that point everyone knows you can get a similar condition C5.
I've seen several 84-88s for 2500 dollars and less as far back as 1994. Unless they are pristine and low mileage you can't give these things away. Just sitting there with 2500 on the windshield for months. Decent 1996s are 8000 and no one is buying. Very low mileage examples have owners wanting 11-18k. At that point everyone knows you can get a similar condition C5.
I beat a white '87 Corvette C4 in a non-supercharged '89 MR2.
Why did you get that Corvette C4? I'd gone with any year before getting one of those.
Your C4 Corvette has the same stock steering wheel as my S-10 and a digital package like my grandmas Buick!
Why did you get that Corvette C4? I'd gone with any year before getting one of those.
Your C4 Corvette has the same stock steering wheel as my S-10 and a digital package like my grandmas Buick!
by blowoutz December 5, 2011
Get the Corvette C4 mug.The most respectable american car. The Z06 can run a track only a few seconds longer than an F430. However, the Z06, built with balsa wood (a "revolutionary" material) as panels of all things, still weighs a ton compared to every other non-American sport car built with the same steel, aluminum, carbon fibre, etc. that every other car is made of. I'd still take one over a Viper or (God forbid it was one of the choices) any Mustang.
The Corvette Z06 also runs on a 505 HP, 7-litre engine while the F430 runs a 483 HP, 4.3-litre engine. Guarantee the F430'll last/perform much better than the Z06 with time of use anyway- you're getting Ferrari quality for that money. I mean, what kind of durability are you gonna get out of a car made with wood?
by Barcode711 May 19, 2007
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