Corona Effect

similar to the coriolis effect, after having too many beers the world seems to move in curved lines

after ten beers, he began to experience teh corona effect

by ampers& March 14, 2009

Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.

During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.

by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020

Corona Bully

The psychologically destructive act of spreading mis or dis-information regarding an individuals COVID test results.

Hey, did you hear Sarah tested COVID Positive...the dirty bitch.
Don't be a Corona Bully...you know damn well that she's negative; YOU just wanna hook up with her boyfriend...who's the Corona Bully now, bitch?

by YAWA July 12, 2020

Corona Calculus

The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c

Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ

Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus December 7, 2020

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Corona

A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.

Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona
Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020