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conflatio

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.
My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother
by #metooplz May 18, 2018
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Cumulation

The act when Cum and Ejaculation are combined to make a bigger and larger of quantity of semen come out.
Dude, my cumulation was insane on her last night.
by Markus Sexlord March 26, 2021
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Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.
by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014
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copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.
Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."
by Cbranson November 21, 2010
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shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek
by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018
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go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".
In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!
by Snooty Man August 22, 2011
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entire world population

Idiots.....
by 1kcinick29 August 8, 2016
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