coot toot

a sound only a woman can utter, from an area that is not her butt.

I was laying in bed with my boyfriend after sex and let out a huge coot toot that sounded like water clapping.

by master blasta April 14, 2010

Coot pie

A vagina

"Oh yea you like that coot pie bitch"
"You like it you little coot pie"
"I like your young coot pie"

by Itssydneybitch February 27, 2019

coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.

Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

coot out

For a woman to go out, hoping to engage in, and making herself obviously available for, sex. Likely originated in the Southern U.S.

Girl, change your clothes! You look like you're getting ready to go coot out!

by nerdtak July 15, 2010

coot coot

Slang for cooter, vagina.

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...

by VIRGIL January 28, 2005

coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."

by Don Drake June 12, 2006

coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons

The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard

by Naler June 6, 2005