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Dodge Ram Conversion Van

A versatile vehicle that can easily be A: converted into a "love lounge" or B: converted into a kidnap-mobile........either way, it's a good idea to stay away from them at night.
My friend John got carjacked a few months ago, so he went out and bought a used Dodge Ram Conversion Van. Now those suspicious pedestrians avoid him like the plague.
by DefinitionByIllustration April 1, 2009
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confusion

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.
I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.
by Schnatz June 27, 2005
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concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.
by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009
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penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
by A tall midget April 24, 2017
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