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Geneva Convention 

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.

Drop Obama off at the convention 

Man, that Mexican food is going right through me. I need to drop Obama off at the convention!

Hindenburg Convention 

when a small group of friends arrange to get together and the number of people invited rapidly increases, and the get together falls apart from the logistics of it all.
I was trying to meet up with a friend, this his wife wanted in, then more people got invited and it became a Hindenburg Convention.

Swole Nigga Convention

A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend
Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.

The ol' snake convention 

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

dachshund convention 

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.
I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
dachshund convention by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007