conjoined twits

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

Followers

Jedward are conjoined twits

Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were

by YeahIWentThereAgain August 30, 2010

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014

conjoined balls

When you only have one good ball or testicle.

He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.

by feedingonrose June 18, 2015

contired

Confused and tired.

The class was making me contired.

by I'mbatman27 January 11, 2020

Centaine

who is a wonderful and handsome persson to have around.
always funny and a compltely silly.

but we all love her

Me:" Hey, do you know Centaine?"
Emmi:"No who is it?"
Me:"Literally the BEST perosn on earth!!!"

by somebody who likes hot actors October 18, 2022

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010