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flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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No Control

The first ever song (a 1D song) promoted by fans and hit #1 in music charts and radio stations around the world, all in a matter of less than 24 hours.
Mom: this song is really good. What's it called?
Me: i know, it's No Control mom *squeals*
by Bullshipper May 14, 2015
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gun control

Gun control is an idea constantly rejected by almost all republicans. They claim that they need to exercise their right to bear arms, because this apparently makes them and their country safer. This is simply bullshit.

Because the United States has about five times the suicides and five times the homicides related to firearms as other first world countries. No, that's not a a body count based on population, it's a percentage.

Basically, the fact that over a third of you have guns and practically no restrictions on them makes your country a hell of a scary place, for a developed nation. So, go ahead republicans, vote this down. But the truth stands!
Republican bullshit about gun laws causing violence is exactly that, bullshit. Go look up some information for yourself, you redneck idiots, and you will see that you are wrong.

Written by an unbiased Canadian who actually did some research on the subject of gun control in the US and world.
by DuncanD November 13, 2011
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content cop

Former police officer (Content cop, also known as iDubbbz) who brings justice to the Youtube community. He researches everything he needs against the victim and then roasts the shit out of them (while doing it calm and clever). Mainly the victims are cancerous or useless content creators who most of the people don't like.
Guy: Hey do you know TechRax?
Me: Bro, he got arrested by the Content cop, of course I know him
Guy: *thinking of something clever* Oh yeah.......well.....you're a faggot
by Child-support man March 12, 2017
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Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
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control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.
"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."
by hodags1966 January 23, 2018
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parental controls

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.
by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015
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