by Raijin May 6, 2005
Get the Fornication Under Consent of the Kingmug. Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
Get the Fornicate Under Consent of the Kingmug. a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
Get the i don't consent to being sentenced.mug. Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.
Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the Consentmug. .
《¤》Whilst《¤》Anything《¤》Consentful《¤》whiUlst《¤》anytUhing《¤》conseUntful《¤》whilsT《¤》anythinG《¤》consentfuL《¤》
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
Get the 《¤》Whilst《¤》Anything《¤》Consentful《¤》whiUlst《¤》anytUhing《¤》conseUntful《¤》whilsT《¤》anythinG《¤》consentfuL《¤》mug. When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.
by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023
Get the involuntary consentmug. Hym "You don't care about my consent. Single party consent laws exist. Do I need to consent to be recorded? Are we talking legal consent? Can a retard legally consent to his caregiver? So are we talking only about in the sexual landscape? And is THAT what this is about? Is assenting to the absence of care justification for you doing this to me? You want me to say 'I care about consent?' How about this I'll do what you're doing and care selectively. If it's Kendra, she doesn't need it and can get raped to death and go to rape he'll where she gets raped forever. If it's anyone you know or are fond of, their consent also doesn't matter. I don't care what happens to you. Ideally all of you kids get raped. And MY consent, I do care about. Do I consent to working in a retard group home where the women are fucking a retard instead of me? No. I'll sign paperwork stating IT ISN'T ALLOWED and everything. Anyone who does it can get raped. I don't care about their consent. If they are all going to fuck Taylor Swifts stalker I care care about their consent. If they are doing what YOU are doing I don't care about their consent. So, there. There you go. I care about consent now Matt. A lot. Selectively and conditionally. Which is the basis of ALL morality when you think about it. Or at least the enforcement of said morality."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Consentmug.