by Raijin May 06, 2005
Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
The circular consent issued by the building surveyor was deemed to be invalid due to the reliance on information that was influnced by them.
by Vic Tiger May 11, 2023
Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling
by nellafool May 11, 2021
you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
by bruhhhh3b February 03, 2022
Doesn't matter. You're taking an assumed risk. If you get into a car, you aren't consenting to get into an accident be you are (in fact) taking and assumed risk that could result in an accident.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023