Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.

Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"

by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

Cockus

The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.

The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.

by grayjk January 13, 2008

confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept

Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.

by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015

Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...

Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011