A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.
Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
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It's a Conall.
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1:
Cnile: Rust lang sucks!
Rust programmer: And your language sucks harder!
Cnile: Memory unsafety is caused by amateur mistakes only. Rust is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Rust programmer: Says the beginner who only has coded fizzbuzz in C.
2:
Cnile: Oops, my yes program segfaulted again! I forgot to allocate memory for the new string.
Rust programmer: Fortunately my Rust version of your program has 70% less LOC, does everything your program does, and never segfaults.
Cnile: Enjoy your abstracted black box.
Cnile: Rust lang sucks!
Rust programmer: And your language sucks harder!
Cnile: Memory unsafety is caused by amateur mistakes only. Rust is a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Rust programmer: Says the beginner who only has coded fizzbuzz in C.
2:
Cnile: Oops, my yes program segfaulted again! I forgot to allocate memory for the new string.
Rust programmer: Fortunately my Rust version of your program has 70% less LOC, does everything your program does, and never segfaults.
Cnile: Enjoy your abstracted black box.
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