Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

conflation

The perception of matter having a discrete origin in linear time and space having a discrete size due to the finite origin in time of light.

Conflation posits that space is infinitely large and matter is infinitely old; however it appears to the viewer that matter has a discrete origin point and space is discretely measurable.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

congulation

"Congratulations" but spelled better. It turns out I have been spelling it this way for my entire life. But I can't admit to my own mistakes, so IT'S A WORD NOW OKAY

Congulations, you just got your christmas present!

by EnderallyGolem December 22, 2022

Congregation

The regulars (see alcoholics) at your local bar or pub.

(After being recognized twice in one week)
Regular #1: Weren't you here on Tuesday?
Regular #2: Welcome to the congregation.

by robswift127 May 19, 2015

letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)

My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018

congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

by twed April 23, 2004

congrations

1. A combination between the words "congrats" and "congratulations". Usually used to show apathy for another person or thing.

Person A: "OMG I just won in Fortnite™!"
Person B: *looks up from phone* "Congrations!"

by Side Burny’s August 29, 2020