Coding socks

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding

“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”

“K”

by Greasefire February 23, 2021

cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.

Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.

by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

The biggest lie a human will ever make.

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

by Diriector_Doc April 18, 2017

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.

Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.

by NancyinGA July 6, 2008

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Condinoms

It's a portmanteau of the words condiment and nom.

More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.

Ketchup and mustard are the perfect condinoms for bacon wrapped hot dogs.

OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!

by Polyester.Specter January 9, 2011